a.s.s. (always silly season) - Chapter 23 - overfnch (2024)

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| • Las Vegas, Nevada, United States • |

Monday| ☀️

a.s.s. (always silly season)

8:07 P.M.MDT

Jack

@Alex @Logan Great engagement stats you two! Your latest Team Torque podcast with Ray is now past 300K views!

Alex

Wow, I’ve checked it out for myself and it really is over 300K.

Logan

Over 300K? It’s just been two days… wtf?

Zhou

I mean Ray’s super popular at the moment thanks to Cadillac’s MMD-esque trailer for the Las Vegas race. The Team Torque podcast was uploaded at the right time – it’s getting recommended to those who watched Cadillac’s latest videos.

Jack

In short, there’s some media synergy going on. I guess it also helps that Williams’ driver guest on their podcast played that music game and hit all 1100 notes at the start of the video…

Ray

HAVE YOU BEEN NAUGHTY OR NICE? 🗣🗣🗣 The fact that I had to get the event Tomoya card for multiple copies of that points Rinne card. 😭

Zhou

Is he (Rinne) your fave in EnStars?

Ray

I am fond of Rinne, but Koga is my fave. He loves his guitar like I do, he’s a dog person (to the point dogs naturally go near him) and he has the messy silver/platinum hair color I tend to gravitate to with anime men.

George

@Liam When you began dating Ray, did you also know you were going to compete with fictional 2D characters?

Liam

Bro, when you’re in a relationship with an otaku, expect them to mention at how hot/cute/dorky their faves are. In my mind, I knew that’s part of the package if I go out with him.

Logan

@Ray Why’d you choose that song for the Team Torque podcast?

Ray

Rinne, the guy with red hair, is a gambler in the game. Since we’re in Vegas, I might as well play a song that features him in the center. He’s also one of the most popular characters in Ensemble Stars – it’s pretty hard to get merch of him.

Zhou

The Williams fan who requested for Ray to play a crazy EnStars beatmap while both Logan and Alex watched was a real one. ❤️

Alex

Seeing his eye-hand coordination being used like that was mind-blowing.

Oscar

When Lan and I were with Zak yesterday, we all watched that 3D animated video Cadillac did right before our meeting on this TV…

Oscar

Since that short Cadillac MV managed to pull in 12 million views in just a week (which is obviously a big number), Zak suggested to me and Lando should try out what they did.

Logan

I love ya buddy, but tell Zak I do not want to hear you or your boyfriend sing. Neither of you are Ray or Ryu, plus McLaren isn’t Cadillac.

Charles

@Ray @Ryu What song was that anyway?

Ryu

It’s from this! WHITE NIGHT // Honkai Star Rail – YouTube.com

Ray

We had to ask for permission from the devs in China and the singer himself ofc. After that, the team had to do their own mix then I had to record my voice singing the lyrics.

L

Ryu

Compare it to this if you guys can!

Ryu

Las Vegas Grand Prix Special Animation // Cadillac Formula One Team – YouTube.com

Ryu

I really pushed for this theme since I thought it would fit Ray-kun so well! It took longer to complete than we expected, but it was finished right on time! Yet, we’re still not done! 😆

Liam

There’s more?

Ray

It’s a special race week for Cadillac; you’ll see a few more videos, our team’s special livery for Las Vegas, a special helmet from me and some art in relation to the videos.

Oscar

GM’s marketing budget doing wonders, huh?

Lando

@everyone Does anyone here want to play a few rounds of blackjack?

Carlos

Who would be dealing? And what’s the wager?

Lando

Yuki’s making vegan cookies so Lewis can join if he wants too. It’s a friendly game. One bet will be worth one chip, but Yuki’s vegan cookie will be worth four chips. Lance said he’d be the dealer.

Ray

Will Lance offer insurance and can we do splits? If we’re allowed to do splits, how many splits can we do?

Lando

Insurance? Splits? Tf are those? All I know is to not go over 21.

Lance

In more advanced blackjack games, a dealer will offer the player insurance – basically, if the player wants to place another bet that the dealer has a blackjack. This usually happens when the dealer has an ace as his face card.

Lance

Splits basically allows you to play with two hands (though you do end up doubling your bet as well and increase your chances of both winning and losing – essentially you double down). You split when the dealer gives you a pair of eights or a pair aces at the start.

Lewis

Why do splits in blackjack?

Lance

A 16 is a weak hand in blackjack, so to increase your odds of winning, you have to split them. The same goes for aces since a pair of aces has a value of 12 (one ace card is worth 11 while the other ace is worth only 1). Only a 9 will get you a blackjack if you play a pair of aces with just one hand.

Lance

As for the split limits, I’ll let you guys do it three times – so you’d have a cap of four hands (the starting bet + three potential splits).

Esteban

I’m in. I also like that we’re not risking any money here.

Mick

Maybe I’ll watch Este and the others first before joining in.

Ray

I’ll play. I want to taste what Yuki baked this time.

Oscar

I’m in too, but only because there’s a lot of math in this.

Lando

Win us those cookies, babe! 😘 But I’ll try to win as much as I can as well!

Zhou

I’ve got nothing better to do, so why not?

Jack

I’ll be there, but I’ll only be a viewer, not a player.

Alex

@Logan Want to cash in on some cookies?

Logan

Yuki made them, so it should be worth our time.

Carlos

I’ll wager my luck as well.

Charles

You won’t be able too.

Carlos

Because of what?

Charles

We have to make a video for today, plus we have a photoshoot after that. In other words, we have a long day ahead of us at Ferrari.

Carlos

Mierde… 😩

Nando

I’ll be the Spanish representative at the blackjack table then.

Nyck

@Max Don’t you want to represent the Dutch?

Max

I have an iRacing session tonight since I brought my sim to my hotel. And even if I didn’t, I’d still recommend you doing it. You’re smarter than I am after all.

Nyck

If you say so.

Nyck

@Liam You’re helping me out. I’m not a gambler by any means.

Liam

Just don’t expect any miracles from me, mate.

Esteban

Maybe we should turn up the prizes so everyone will be more invested in Lando’s blackjack game.

Lance

Like…?

Esteban

We should bet our seats. 😈

Carlos

Is this your attempt to move out of Alpine and onto another team?

Esteban

Maybe…

Ryu

Even then, with our contracts, Esteban-san’s seat bet request wouldn’t work.

Lance

I mean that’s obvious, and even if Este did force this, he’d literally be going up against some of the most powerful corporations on the planet. It won’t hold up in court either since it’s verbatim.

George

@Esteban If you had some magic pixie dust that allowed you to go to any team, which would you pick?

Esteban

Mercedes.

Kimi🇮🇹

😱

George

The French truly are delusional.

Esteban

I’d rather be delusional than be in a team that’s both delusional and dysfunctional.

Mick

You are able to get the car into points from time-to-time, so maybe things are looking up at Alpine. 😇

Yuki

Watch their management f*ck it up again when things are going relatively well for them.

Pierre

Yukino! 😭

| • Las Vegas, Nevada, United States • |

Tuesday| ☀️

a.s.s. (always silly season)

9:01 A.M.MDT

Lewis

@Yuki Thank you for the vegan blackjack cookies last night. They were truly delicious. I’m glad that I saved some of them for today.

Yuki

That means my new vegan super chocolate chip cookie recipe worked! 🤩

Max

Since I wasn’t at Lando’s last night, who won the cookies Yuki baked last night?

Lance

Most of the cookies were won by Oscar, followed up by Lewis and Ray. George, Mick, Nando, Nyck and Logan scored some cookies too. Lando and Zhou only had two, then there’s the Alpine boys…

Charles

What happened?

Nando

They only had one cookie between them, so they had to share. Good thing the others decided to give them some of their cookies.

Lewis

@Kimi🇮🇹 @Ollie Stop by my room if you want to have some of Yuki’s incredible vegan cookies.

Ollie

We will!

Kimi🇮🇹

We’re just somewhere at the desert outside the city looking for some UFOs!

Valtteri

During the day? You won’t find anything there, mate. But you could end up at a restricted zone where the U.S. government really doesn’t want you setting foot on. Their should be obvious signs warning you two, but it’s also possible that some lunatic probably took those home with them as their personal souvenir.

Charles

@Kimi🇮🇹 @Ollie GET BACK TO THE CITY NOW.

Arthur

Listen to my brother you two.

Logan

Yeah, you do not want a heavily armed team of military personnel doing the warning for you.

Kimi🇮🇹

Okay, okay! 😓

Liam

I’m impressed at the fact Kimi and Ollie are literally somewhere in the desert, yet they can send us group chat messages.

Jack

We are in America’s driest city, which is also the largest one in the Mojave Desert.

Daniel

I guess you learn something new every now and then…

Lando

Yo, where were you? You didn’t come to our blackjack game and were MIA all day! Same with you too, @Valtteri!

Valtteri

I was with Tiffany at an actual casino. I’m within my rights of spending time with my partner and not you guys.

Daniel

I was in California, talking with some creatives at an office between Melrose and La Brea in Los Angeles.

Zhou

Ah, is this related to that scripted Hulu F1 comedy show where you’re an executive producer of?

Daniel

😊

Ray

Oh… so uh, Daniel, my bro, my guy, my dude. If your show needs an idol character or one that can sing and play the guitar, don’t be afraid to reach out to me. 🤡

Carlos

Why are you producing a comedy show, Daniel? F1’s already a comedy.

Daniel

Yeah, but if you think about the storylines in DtS, take them and turn the absurdity up to 11, you got yourself a very dramatic show!

Daniel

The blurb goes… “When the heiress to a dynastic racing team is thrust back into the family business, she needs to make some hard choices about the future of the team and her family’s legacy.”

George

Mate, that’s literally Williams during Claire’s time at the helm there.

Zhou

It does makes sense though; Daniel’s Hulu show has its writers from Silicon Valley. If you guys ever saw Silicon Valley, it has absurd problems that are actually real, but to those not in the know like the ones working in San Francisco’s tech scene, it all felt fictional.

Zhou

I think that’s what they’re going for here; Williams dealt with insane problems that seem crazy for the average non-F1 fan. And given this is TV, the writers can incorporate problems in the Dorilton era of Williams too. Heck, maybe even Sauber’s famous 50-second pit stops will be added.

Daniel

^ This. 😌

Valtteri

I know suffering builds character, but there’s only so much suffering a human can take.

Logan

I hope the not-Claire of the show doesn’t hire a not-Logan driver who frequently crashes out.

Alex

Or a not-Alex ruining his car so badly that he had to take not-Logan’s car for a race.

Daniel

No promises though. I know this is a comedy, but if F1 keeps being it’s own show of craziness, that will just give the writers more material to work with.

George

I wonder if Claire is at least aware about this. She was a great boss, and I don’t want her to be totally surprised by this.

Alex

Claire’s smart, so I doubt this isn’t on her radar.

Ryu

@Ray Teja-san stopped by my room and says she wants to meet with us over lunch later.

Ray

Can’t it wait? I want to have a lunch date with my boyfriend today. 😭

Liam

Don’t let me stop you, Ray-Ray. I doubt Ryu will say anything if it didn’t sound important. You’re Cadillac’s golden boy for Vegas after all.

Ray

Let’s move it to tonight then? When I’m free after my training before dinner?

Liam

Sounds like a plan. 😚

Max

Affection, gross.

Charles

You never say that whenever I give you a kiss on the cheek irl.

Max

Because they come from you!

Ryu

Max-san, has your dad ever given you a kiss on the cheek as a sign of his fatherly love for you?

Max

That? Only when I win. Leaving me at a service station? It happened a lot more than you might think.

Ryu

Oh…

Seb

@Max Let’s have some ice cream later at dinner, my treat.

Max

🥰

Mick

@Lewis @Geoege Once Kimi and Ollie get back from their UFO hunting. I’ll make sure they’ll stay occupied so they won’t get too bored.

George

Thanks Mick. We owe you one.

Lewis

I’ll head over to your room in a bit. I want to share the cookies I won from the blackjack game last night to you three.

| • Las Vegas, Nevada, United States • |

Tuesday| 🌆

a.s.s. (always silly season)

6:02 P.M.MDT

Kimi🇮🇹

@Ray YOUR TRAILER IS SO COOL!!

Ollie

I agree! I watched it a few times now too!

Nyck

What trailer?

Ollie

Ray Medina Special Animation – “Fortune Shining Down” // Cadillac Formula One Team – YouTube.com

Zhou

@Ray ^ It’s giving “if HSR’s Aventurine played the guitar more frequently and was a F1 driver.”

Ray

And guess who’s idea is that? 😂

Ryu

It’s so perfect! 😭 I wanted Ray-kun to get this character trailer treatment first since I want to first see how this animation would turned out.

Zhou

It’s cool that you guys incorporated the credits at the beginning.

Seb

And I’m impressed by the lines you and your team made for the trailer; it’s concise yet engaging!

Ray

That trailer wouldn’t have been possible without them, so thanks you two!

Liam

Detailed anime art of my boyfriend’s vtuber persona wearing his special Las Vegas outfit while playing his Fender guitar with playing cards and poker chips are falling around him in a cool way.png

Liam

Ugh, my boyfriend’s vtuber avatar in that outfit and it’s cutout boob window… 🤤

Lando

The fact it’s pretty covered up yet says “slu*t” due to the boob cutout alone is amazing.

Alex

Okay, but the “Fortune Shining Down” animation video goes hard. I also love Ray tossing the chip down from the luxury hotel balcony and it landed on a bottle at a beach, showing the kid version of his anime persona. 🥺

Ray

That part was a nod to my roots in Boracay. Little Ray (whose hair still didn’t have the copper dye streaks) didn’t know Lady Luck would love him and also allow him to be a successful F1 driver.

Zhou

Another part I really liked is the slot machines. The first one in the early part of the trailer that showed Ray’s membership emotes when he hit the jackpot and the last one at the end.

Jack

Is it the one where is said “Ray Medina”, before it had the slick transition to the ‘Cadillac logo step’ animation?

Zhou

Yeah, that was polished af in my eyes.

Yuki

@Ray Does your anime art have a cool name?

Ray

If Ryu’s Onitsuka Miami art is called ‘Fragment of Draconic Fixation,’ mine is called ‘Gilded Revelry.’ Like Ryu’s special Miami art, it’ll be available as limited-edition posters and limited-edition A4-sized acrylic stands.

Ray

Thing is, when compared to Ryu’s Miami limited Onitsuka merch, mine’s more limited. Though I think I did a good trade off for more quality and less quantity.

Ryu

Yeah, Ray-kun’s special Las Vegas merch is a ‘Huddler’ (his penguin mascot) wearing his Las Vegas outfit, a cool varsity jacket, a nifty shirt and an ube purple belted sling bag.

Ray

This link will help you guys look at the stuff Ryu mentioned.

Mick

😔

Esteban

Why?

Mick

I wanted to order Ray’s penguin mascot plush since it’s so cute, but it’s sold out.

Ray

No way, that was just launched three hours ago.

Lance

I mean you’re popular, but scalpers don’t help out either.

Yuki

Oh, the Cadillac livery and his special helmet for our race this weekend looks really cool!

Yuki

Special Cadillac livery and Ray’s special helmet design for Las Vegas – F1.com

Liam

Oh, so the purple is based of the ube ice cream of the halo-halo… and the colors of the cards and gambling chips are based from the other typical ingredients usually used in it.

Jack

Halo-halo?

Ray

It’s a Filipino dessert which translates into ‘mixed.’ I’m fond of this dessert since it’s really different and you can go ham with the ingredients. In the F1 link Yuki sent, the photo of me eating halo-halo is my preferred way of having it; a scoop of strawberry ice cream along the usual ube one, more green jellies and an extra dose of flan.

Nando

@Sev We should have it. The dessert looks like something our kids would genuinely enjoy.

Liam

Luckily for you guys, this is Las Vegas – home to a huge and growing Filipino community. You can definitely find local businesses that can make halo-halo.

Carlos

No wonder Ray keeps referring to Las Vegas as his ‘other’ home race along with Japan on social media…

Jack

Japan I get since he’s a permanent resident there, but why Las Vegas and not Singapore – which is literally closer to the Philippines – as his ‘other home race?’

Ray

The Filipinos in Singapore are quite a bit more buttoned up in terms of decorum. Here, they’re noticeably casual – like they’ll do the job you ask them to do professionally, but in terms interacting with them, they’re definitely more laid back.

| • Las Vegas, Nevada, United States • |

Tuesday| 🌔

a.s.s. (always silly season)

9:44 P.M.MDT

Arthur

@Charles As much as I love Leo, I’m taking him back to your hotel room.

Charles

I was about to message you to bring him back anyway.

Alex

I still think about how Leo and Roscoe have better paddock pass photos than I do…

Nyck

Can’t you ask for a new one?

Alex

It still works well and what I’m complaining about is more of a looks thing. I know my mom giving my paddock pass photo to the technicians was a last minute thing, but I do occasionally wince from time to time when it shows my photo on the screen.

Ryu

When they emailed me about that when I was in Japan, I remember having to go to the arcade closest to my place so I can use the photo booth and send them a good copy of my face.

Ray

I just sent them whatever pic was decent enough on my phone lmao. I eventually chose the one I had; when I was in the Asakusa branch of Fluglen coffee.

Liam

Is that one of your many coffee shops you like going to in Tokyo?

Ray

Yeah, and I have an entire list of them. When I’m in town and someone wants to meet up with me, I take them to one of those places.

Alex

@Ray Send your list please. 🙏🏼 I would like to take Lily to places that are nice whenever we visit Japan.

Ray

I’ll DM you my recommended restaurant list too. It’ll have info you need too since things work differently in Japan.

Ray

Sent!

Alex

Thanks! ☺️

Ryu

I like it here in America 🦅 and Europe 🇪🇺, since breakfast places and cafés actually open around breakfast time. I don’t like how a lot of food places back in Japan open at 11 A.M.

Yuki

^ This!!!

Lewis

Maybe there are places that open earlier than that, but you two just don’t know?

Yuki

There are, but they’re usually crowded by the time you get there since those sort of places aren’t big in numbers. It’s even worse if it’s beside a market or shopping street, where a lot of people will be passing by.

Mick

I wonder if there are any good places like those here in Vegas. But it’s really hard to get around here without a car. 😭

Logan

🇺🇸 American urban planning at its finest. 🦅

Ray

There’s this one place called Mothership Coffee Roasters in the Fergusons Downtown area. They serve food items too, but what caught my eye is there ube cheesecake. When I saw that, I knew I had to put this on my visiting list. Then there’s the fact there are vintage clothing shops and a record store nearby.

Liam

Want a café date there? 😉

Ray

If you want... 😆 But if that doesn’t work, Plan B is Makers & Finders in the Arts District.

Mick

Oh, both of those are around 15 mins away from The Strip though, but I guess you can do worse.

Kimi🇮🇹

@Ray Do you have date spot recommendations for me and my Olliebear? 😅

Ray

Try Founders Coffee, which is south of The Strip. Their menu selection is solid and I think I’d go out of my way to visit them – especially if you’re a non-coffee drinker. For the Plan B option, it’s Café 86, which is 8 minutes away from Founders. This is where Cadillac filmed a video yesterday at since they have tons of ube-related drinks and desserts in their menu.

George

Mate, you sound like you live here.

Alex

It’s probably because of the Filipino community here in Vegas, that Ray earned a buff.

Kimi🇮🇹

I’m just happy that I can now bring my boyfriend somewhere that isn’t part of a military base.

Ollie

I’m looking at the menus of the coffee shops Ray recommended and I already know which one we should go for. 😂

Jack

This reminds me… a barista at a Starbucks gave me his phone number, what should I do?

Nyck

First question is, does he look like an F1 or a motorsports fan in general? If it’s either yes or no, the next question is if he looks crazy or not.

Jack

I don’t think he’s a motorsports fan or crazy. The guy is cute, but I don’t want to act it either since I might attract the wrong sort of attention.

Carlos

Considering you’re rumored for an Alpine seat if either Pierre or Esteban move to another team, it’s best to not rock the boat.

Valtteri

I’m the opposite; whoever Jack dates is none of their business. The only question here is if he can handle a relationship plus all the insinuations and spotlight of being a candidate for a possible seat in F1.

Jack

Yeah, I think I’ll focus on my career first if I had to choose. I want a drive in this sport, and that also means minimizing risks to my F1 chances – risks which also include cute coffee shop boys.

Zhou

Damn, I was so ready for an irl fruity coffee shop romance smh.

Ollie

@Carlos Dino said he’ll be flying in tomorrow. Can I borrow the Ferrari? I want to take him to at least one of the coffee shops Ray recommended so he knows that American food isn’t just KFC and Taco Bell.

Carlos

I’ll tell Fred that I’ll be carpooling with him to the paddock then. But no reckless driving please.

Ollie

Yes, I promise!

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